gabby-ryan:

shamble-y:

gabby-ryan:

shamble-y:

v0lpe:

the-ultimate-unicorn:

Now I remember last night there being a guy that was apparently from the Secret Service. And I remember before passing out that there was talk about driving up to Georgia and finding these Secret Service men and fucking them.

That happened right?

Last night made me…

He totally does work for the secret service. I’m pretty sure he’s in love with Amanda, but he likes to spend money on people. So I will continue hanging out with him when I have the opportunity. He spent like $200 on us yesterday. No shame. 

Yeah, I mean it’s totally hot when a 32 year old spends his money on people ten years younger than him. SO bang-able, right? BOOM: manipulative men who just want to take advantage of drunk girls. 

But the thing is that I would never do anything with him. And Amanda has made it perfectly clear that she won’t either. He knows he’s not getting anything and still chooses to do it, so that’s his loss.

Those guys were gross.
I’m sorry, but I wouldn’t hang out with them even if they spent money on me.
And no guy thinks “Oh, I’m not gonna get anything? Well it’s ok, I’ll just keep spending money on them.” 
To think that he’s already counted his losses and is willingly choosing to stick around is the dumbest thing ever.

Well he’s after Amanda, not me. He’s known her for years and is a family friend. I spent the entire day with them yesterday and they were fine until everyone came over last night.

gabby-ryan:

shamble-y:

v0lpe:

the-ultimate-unicorn:

Now I remember last night there being a guy that was apparently from the Secret Service. And I remember before passing out that there was talk about driving up to Georgia and finding these Secret Service men and fucking them.

That happened right?

Last night made me…

He totally does work for the secret service. I’m pretty sure he’s in love with Amanda, but he likes to spend money on people. So I will continue hanging out with him when I have the opportunity. He spent like $200 on us yesterday. No shame. 

Yeah, I mean it’s totally hot when a 32 year old spends his money on people ten years younger than him. SO bang-able, right? BOOM: manipulative men who just want to take advantage of drunk girls. 

But the thing is that I would never do anything with him. And Amanda has made it perfectly clear that she won’t either. He knows he’s not getting anything and still chooses to do it, so that’s his loss.

v0lpe:

the-ultimate-unicorn:

Now I remember last night there being a guy that was apparently from the Secret Service. And I remember before passing out that there was talk about driving up to Georgia and finding these Secret Service men and fucking them.

That happened right?

Last night made me…

He totally does work for the secret service. I’m pretty sure he’s in love with Amanda, but he likes to spend money on people. So I will continue hanging out with him when I have the opportunity. He spent like $200 on us yesterday. No shame.